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Leave the meaningful questions to the philosophers. Real life deals with the little things. The inane things. The petty things. And yes, well, the stupid things. Man, they weren't kidding when they titled this "The Little Book of Stupid Questions". Stupid indeed! There are some interesting, conversation-starting questions. The Paperback of the The Little Book of Stupid Questions: Hilarious, Bold, Embarrassing, Personal and Basically Pointless Queries by.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear? If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?

If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?

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If humans have nightmares, what do horses have? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth?

If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? Is a castrated pig disgruntled? Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback? Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? Is drilling for oil boring? Is duck tape made out of ducks?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the scenter of the face? Is this bullshit or fertilizer?

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Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell? Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

What are imitation rhinestones? What do batteries run on? What do chickens think we taste like? What do penguins wear for play clothes? What do people in China call their good plates? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? What do they call a French kiss in France?

What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company? What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? What do you call a male ladybug? What do you call male ballerinas? What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What happened to the first 6 UP's? What happens if you get scared half to death, What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What happens when none of your bees wax? What happens when you swallow your pride? What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead? What if someone died in the living room? What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What is "Soft Liquor"? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What is the diameter of a square? What is the speed of dark? What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

What's the synonym for thesaurus? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

NET Core, and afterwards we drove home. Here are the questions asked: What is request throttling? NET Core. Turns out Mark Rendle also is! I had the pleasure of meeting this lovely programmer and his daughter at LeetSpeak last weekend when they did a session together. I tweeted out my initial reaction and asked for opinions. The answer is: it depends. And how?

To answer the GDPR question we need to define what appropriate measures is. In May next year, this regulation comes into effect and the implications are big. But how big? What if a service is hosted outside of the EU?

If you were an animal, what kind would you be? A tree? A flower? A car? Would you rather go a week without bathing, but being able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?

If all your underwear were dirty, would you go without or wear a dirty pair? Key factors: chafing, odor, likelihood of disrobing. You are down to your last-last-last pair of underwear just before you do laundry—what does this pair look like? Is it more time efficient to put on both socks and then both shoes, or one sock, one shoe and then the other sock, the other shoe? What mail-order catalog would you be most likely to model for? What do you think you will be doing at this exact moment twenty years from now?

If your life story were made into a movie, who would play you? Who would play your par Who do you ents? Your best friend? Who would be the best talk show guest?

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If your life were made into a tele- vision show, would it be a soap opera, a drama, a sitcom? What would it be called? Would you rather be a high-school cheerleader or a professional cheerleader? What musical group would you most likely be a member of? If the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich in your honor, what would it be? If you were given a nickname, what would it be?

If you were a doughnut, what kind would you be? What TV character are you most like? Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself could not lift it? Remember, He is all-powerful. If you ate your own foot, would you lose weight?

If your spouse killed someone, would you turn him or her in? What about your best friend? Issue to consider: selfdefense vs. How would you escape from a Turkish prison if wrongfully convicted? Why do men have nipples? Doolittle Eddy Murphy? What would the world be like if men were the ones that had to wear high heels and tight skirts?

Do you believe the expiration dates on food you buy? What sort of margin of error do you work within? Do you think cows are mad that we take their milk?

Issue to consider: How would you feel if a cow took your milk? Describe the scene that led to someone eating the first oyster—do you think humans watched animals doing it first? Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views. Would football be different if women were referees? If you could play one professional sport, what would it be? What product would you receive an endorsement contract for? Which of the seven dwarves do you most relate to?

If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be? Was Mr. Roarke God? It would certainly make bathroom floors a lot cleaner especially at night , and would give them time to think and relax. Would it make a difference if only men were allowed to clean bathrooms? If you started a band, what would you name it? If you were the lead singer and had only one name i. Why do women go to bathroom in groups?

If hell was being locked in a waiting room with one person for eternity, who would be your hellmate? Whose hellmate would you be? Whom do you know that is most likely to be or to have been possessed? If you lived in a house that was haunted by a poltergeist or possessed in any manner, would you stay until the wall started bleeding or your daughter was sucked into a vortex, or would you get out while the getting was good?

If you fell in love with a person whose picture you saw in National Geographic, would you marry him or her, or do you think the ten-inch earlobes, full-body tattooing, and the plates in their mouth would get in the way of having a meaningful relationship? If you could invent a holiday, what and when would it be?

If you could live out a recent dream, which one would it be? Would it be a flying dream or a passionate dream? If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be? If you were to be eaten by a giant insect, which one would you rather be eaten by? If you had control of the Starship Enterprise for a week, what would do with it?

Where would you go? If you and your dog could understand each other for just one minute, what would you say to it? What might it tell you? Which of the Brady sisters would be most likely to have gotten pregnant as a teen? If they were making an after-school special about your life, what would it be called and who would you want to play you? If you could be forgiven for one sin or really bad thing that you did, for which thing would you ask forgiveness?

If you could live one day over, which one would it be? What about one year? If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, which food would it be? Would you What about one restaurather go sky rant? If you only had six months to live, what would you do with your time?

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Would you do something outrageous and different or keep living your life as it is? If you were married and wanted to have children and there was a way to safely make men pregnant, who would carry the child to term? Who would complain more? Issues to consider: primary breadwinner, ease of finding maternity clothes.

What would the world be like if we had to choose our careers at age ten? Would the world be better or worse off? Issues to consider: the prevalence of firefighters, ballerinas, cowboys, and astronauts; personal satisfaction and happiness If you could have one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?

What if you had to keep it that hot pink color? If they made an action figure of you, what gimmick would you have? If you could trade lives with anyone at all, would you do it and whom would you trade with? If you could trade clothes with anyone at all, would you do it and whom would you If you trade with? What about bodies? If a dead relative appeared to you and told you to give up all your earthly goods and go live on an island in the Caribbean to achieve eternal happiness, would you go?

If time is money, how much is a day worth? How much do you make every day? If you could take back something you said or did once, what would it be? What do you do with all those free labels non-profits and other charitable organizations send you in order to guilt you into making a donation? Is it wrong to use them without paying up, or are they just asking for it?

If you had a theme song, what song would you At a urinal, is it wrong to look down?The site uses cookies to offer you a better experience. Michael rated it really liked it May 31, Spiderman or Batman? If you could play one professional sport, what would it be? If they made an action figure of you, what gimmick would you have? What would your name be if you were a goodfella?

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