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Her books include Up the Duff- The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Babies & Toddlers - The Sequel to Up the Duff, Girl Stuff , Girl Stuff- Your Full-on Guide to the. Up the Duff book. Read reviews from the world's largest community for readers. Hilarious yet informative look at pregnancy from one of Australia's fu. Up the Duff is a phenomenon: Australia's most-loved and best-selling pregnancy book for nearly 20 years. The latest edition re-print has all the up-to-date.

Babies mostly move when you're resting at night: When you move around during the day, you rock the baby to sleep.

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Use pillows to support your growing tummy while you sleep. According to some pregnancy experts, this week the foetus can make facial expressions. Oh yeah? Like what? Anyway, the foetus is definitely able to move around a lot, swing on the umbilical cord well, that's what it looks like and can bite its own fingers or do the hokey-pokey if it feels like it.

There is lanugo hair all over the body, and blood cells start to form in the bone marrow.

Tastebuds are forming. After that initial introduction to what you can expect in that week, comes a fictional diary by one Hermoine the Modern Girl. These diary accounts must be an accumulation of Cooke's own experiences, the experiences of others and a general sympathy towards what women go through.

Sometimes, I found the diary entries very entertaining, and they contained some useful tidbits not spelled out in the more formal section of the chapter that follows. But overall, I found myself a bit alienated by Hermoine. In an effort to make her relatable, I found her increasingly hard to relate to. I shared very very few of her experiences during pregnancy - which is probably a good thing.

I certainly didn't hire movers to come in every few weeks to move the furniture around! Who does that? She was an older city girl with a well-paying job and lived a bit of a yuppy life it seemed to me.

Her anxieties were alien to me, even if they were funny. But you can't please everyone. You also can't get pregnancy details spot-on, it's just not possible, so the typical week in which you might experience a new symptom, for example, is probably going to be off.

That's not a fault of the book all pregnancy books will have this problem , it's simply a result of the fact that every woman and every pregnancy is different. Still, the info on how the foetus is developing is reliable and I found that fascinating, since you can't see through your own skin, fat and muscle to what's going on inside, you can't feel anything except when the baby moves, and you have no control over what it's getting up to in there anyway.

What you do get is a lot of reassurance.

Up the Duff: The Real Guide to Pregnancy

Whether from the fact that Hermoine's experiences are nuttier than what you're going through, or from the ultra-calm and clear-headed information contained in the chapters, this book will never make you feel like a freak; rather the opposite. On the practical side, the book is Australian, so the information on medical coverage Medicare , hospitals, midwives vs.

It's very similar to Canada, though, and since I wasn't looking for advice on whether to go with a midwife or not, it was largely superfluous to me and I skimmed over it. Practical information on preparing for your newborn often comes weeks in advance, giving you, well, time to prepare. Sometimes I read ahead because I was so fascinated and I love the chapter beginnings like the ones quoted above , but I also found that when I read ahead I would get confused over the weeks and forget where I was at that point in time, leading me to think my baby was bigger than it really was, for instance.

If you read the book all in one go, I think you'd find it overwhelming, purely by dint of subject matter. There's just too much coming later that you really don't need to worry about early on, and reading too far ahead can make you over-anxious, which you should definitely avoid being while pregnant!

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So it's a good book to read a chapter of per week. It doesn't have absolutely everything in it, though. For example, Hermoine's experience at a pre-natal class were mostly for comic affect and were sometimes alarming, and the information sections didn't go into the same kind of helpful detail that my own prenatal classes did.

My advice: Mine was taught by a woman who's also a yoga instructor and a doula - she's been to over births and has a very natural approach to pregnancy and labour, and her aim was to remove the fear of childbirth which is exactly what I needed. Rather than have us watch videos of women in labour, she told stories and even acted out women's experiences, right down to the sounds they make. My husband was a little taken aback but I found it incredibly more useful than any video, and learning what a two- or three-day labour actually looked like was incredibly reassuring.

In comparison, I was extremely disappointed in how Cooke brushed over certain aspects of labour and delivery. So don't look only to a book for education on what to expect in labour, and don't expect a book to cover all possible experiences.

There's just too much variation and no set rules. Pregnancy is highly unpredictable. And nothing can beat having good midwives who give you half-hour appointments and who listen to your experiences, reassure you and offer explanations that help ground you.

But that's my personal choice. There were other things that I felt like I knew more about thanks to my midwives I have four and the prenatal classes, than what was supplied in the book and granted, the book is long enough and there's only so much you can squeeze in.

It's not meant to be your only source of information. For example, under Week 36 Cooke discusses late babies and induction methods. One is Prostaglandin, a kind of hormone; a synthetic version like a large pill put on the cervix can make it ripen.

What Cooke doesn't mention is that prostaglandin is naturally found in semen, and having sex as often as you can does the same trick without invasive medical intervention. It's also found naturally in the uterus, and female orgasms work on the uterus in a similar way to contractions, so sex all around is a good thing - as long as your membrane your "water" hasn't broken; if it has, you should avoid intercourse. And baths. Cooke wasn't able to help me with things that caused me personal anxiety, like the whole "you HAVE to sleep on your left side" - I finally got a medical reason from the midwives, but like all things pregnancy-related, we tend to over-emphasize new findings, forgetting that women have been carrying babies and delivering them for millennia without this "critical" knowledge, and to trust your instincts.

There's nothing wrong with sleeping on your right side, or even your back - there is an important artery that the weight of the baby can compress, blocking blood flow, but you will turn over if it gets uncomfortable.

Still, I had a month of shitty sleep - or lack of - for stressing over how I was supposed to sleep, especially as the left side wasn't comfortable and the baby didn't seem to like it either. Again, education is the key to a stress-free pregnancy I think, and this book can only go into so much detail. It also doesn't give much info on Braxton-Hicks contractions practice contractions , so I'll tell you that in my experience it feels like a tightening of your uterus your entire tummy, that is and period cramps that don't go away.

The contractions - something that you don't feel much and it isn't at all painful - work at stretching your cervix and pulling it upwards, hence the feeling of period cramps. You know they're not real contractions because the cramps stay. I would have liked Cooke to talk more about what things feel like, like my prenatal instructor did, because then you know when you're experiencing it and what it is, and you don't worry about it.

I read that the new revised edition - with a yellow cover instead of the lime-green one I've got - goes into more detail on early labour and labour complications, which is good. There is some excellent info in this book about everything from food cravings to crying babies; it's well-researched and everything's been run past medical experts and other professionals.

As mentioned, you'd have to be selective over what to include in a book designed to cover 43 weeks - that's a long time, and a lot happens during pregnancy, childbirth and the first couple of weeks. Cooke includes resources such as other good pregnancy and child-raising guides, and contact info for support services, in the back. It's a great companion book to read alongside getting information from classes and medical professionals, which again is far better than being inundated with helpful "advice" and personal anecdotes from work colleagues and, yes, even relatives.

While they can be good at first, you soon reach a point where it all becomes "noise" that clutters your brain and makes you feel disengaged with your own body.

Besides, every woman has a different experience, so it's not good to be distracted by other people's terrible stories when they probably won't happen to you anyway. Up the Duff is followed by Cooke's Kid-Wrangling: View 2 comments. Sep 16, Fox Woods rated it did not like it. So many people love this book.

Only three people including me have given it 1 star! But I thought it was terrible.

The book is split up into the weeks of pregnancy. This structure has meant that, in weeks when nothing particular happens, Cooke has forced herself into a corner -- she still needs content for that chapter. So it feels like many chapters are either padded with unnecessary information, or there is information plonked un-chronologically into chapters, in order to even-out c Jeepers. So it feels like many chapters are either padded with unnecessary information, or there is information plonked un-chronologically into chapters, in order to even-out chapter sizes.

As a result, what could have been a small, maybe useful reference book has ended up as a bloated, fluffy book that often seems out-of-order. Each chapter also has a repeating structure. It begins with a couple of sentences about the baby's development in this week and what the mum might be feeling, then goes into a fictional account of a woman's diary during this week of her pregnancy really, really terrible -- I couldn't relate to these weird diary entries at all , then gives some further information that is supposed to be useful at this point.

So, my overall criticisms would be: I became so negatively affected by the "don't do these things" and "these things can be dangerous" kind of advice at one point that I didn't pick up the book again for a few weeks. And, at a couple of times when certain information would really have been useful, it wasn't in the book. It was not practical nor useful to me.

Seems like I gotta write my own version. I absolutely loved this book. My sister gave it to me. She was initially going to give me a copy of 'What to expect when expecting', and I'm glad she didn't because I had 3 copies already! I was someone who didn't see the 'magic' in pregnancy. I have spent a lot of time not coping with all different aspects. Reading this book has helped me to see the funny side while also giving me valuable information.

This book was definitely for me, but may not be for every one. I think that a lot of the humour I absolutely loved this book. I think that a lot of the humour is very Australian-based, and having grown up here, in the country I understood it a lot. Definitely recommended, if not just for the information inside!

Nov 21, Jack Kirby and the X-man rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: Anyone contemplating having kids, currently pregnant and definately all Dads-to-be.

A humourous and generally light-hearted take on the everything pregnancy. My wife pretty much went with the flow - so I was chief researcher I'd have to say that this book was my primary reference for all things pregnancy. The fact it is Australian, and pretty new, means that it is up-to-date with the current conditions and advice. I particularly like the fact it provides a list of resources that are available - it makes finding out more detail about a particular subject much easier.

Up the Duff is the best book I have found for pregnancy. I had to restrain myself from reading ahead, and the laughs it provided were great medicine for the tough times. Not just funny as you-know-what, but informative, too. Sure, I had one of those "technical" books on pregnancy and birth, but it mostly collected dust.

Great product, as expected, fast shipping. Love it! This book is fantastic from the start of your pregnancy.

It has lots of factual information about the babies growth, what to expect etc but the great part is the funny parts about what is happening to the lady in the story. You will laugh and cry at the same time especially as you know its true but don't want to admit to half of it!!

It has fantastic insights into the world of the pregnant - I'm sure if you buy this book you won't be disappointed and it will get plenty of use being passed around others!

Absolutely hillarious. This was Absolutely helpful, as well as entertaining. Informative without being up herself. A book I'll be giving other expectant mums. See all 8 reviews. What other items do customers buy after viewing this item? The Real Guide to Pregnancy Paperback. Rough Guide to Pregnancy and Birth Paperback.

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Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Resources. Amazon Rapids Fun stories for kids on the go. Amazon Restaurants Food delivery from local restaurants. Since it first appeared, Up the Duff has reprinted every five or six months, and I've always updated it with new medical info.

Eventually, though, it was time for a big overhaul and a new cover colour - sunshiny yellow instead of limy, well, lime. I've added new stuff for partners signalled by a heart in the book's margins , and made sure all the latest on medical tests is included, covering what they are, when to have them, why they're done, and how to interpret the results.

I've badgered a whole new lot of experts working at the coalface of caring for pregnant women, helping them through birth, and looking after new babies. They've checked the facts, provided all the latest info and made suggestions. Throughout the book there's also loads more info on everything from which fish you can eat safely to when you can have sex after the baby's birth any time Johnny Depp knocks on the door. But back to basics: why did I write this book in the first place?

Aren't there enough pregnancy gurus already? For a start the last thing you need when you're pregnant is a bossy-boots insisting you 'should' feel this and 'must' do that. Who wants to have, or be, a guru? Not me.

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Okay, so first, I got up the duff. Then realised I had no idea what I was in for. I bought a squillion pregnancy books and discovered they often contradicted each other on key points; they're only relevant in Idaho or Shropshire; or they're written by rich women who think you should get a sink installed in your child's 'nursery' I ask you , or by people pushing their own personal theory, which may or may not involve giving birth in a wading pool full of lavender water and the dog.

The other thing pregnancy books tend to do is describe the size of the developing fetus in comparison with food.

One week it's a brazil nut, then a plum, then an eggplant. At one point I became convinced I was going to give birth to a giant muesli. And most of the books finish at exactly week 40 when the baby is due.

In real life, while you're pregnant, you can't think any further than the birth. But the very minute you have a baby you can hardly remember a thing about the pregnancy. For some reason I had always imagined that being pregnant would just be like being me with a big bump out the front.

I'm a career woman, I thought. I'm over I'll just live my life the way it has always been without getting shickered and having a few fags at the weekend. Work will go on as normal, life at home will be just the same, only I'll need bigger shirts at some point.

My life will only completely change once the baby comes out.Up the duff made me feel like everything was going to be alright and that everything I was going through was completely normal. Up the Duff is followed by Cooke's Kid-Wrangling: Hilarious yet informative look at pregnancy from one of Australia's funniest writers.

If you have not received your delivery following the estimated timeframe, we advise you to contact your local post office first, as the parcel may be there awaiting your collection. Throughout the book there's also loads more info on everything from which fish you can eat safely to when you can have sex after the baby's birth any time Johnny Depp knocks on the door.

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