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The Birth of BOFH - Striped Irregular Bucket #5. .. The PFY takes the ' how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test. The Original Bastard Menu From Hell. The electronic rights of the original BOFH are owned by DATAMATION magazine. All other rights are retained by Simon. I'm the author of Bastard Operator from Hell, amongst other lesser known things. To the left you'll find the annotated semi-complete Bastard Operator from Hell.

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The Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out . Print/export. Create a book · Download as PDF · Printable version. Bastard Operator From Hell. 2 [email protected] Page 2 of It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. BOFH Index. This is a collection of links to most of the BOFH stories from to (For BOFH episodes from before , please see the.

The mouse escaped. The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.

The POP server is out of Coke the printer thinks its a router. The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing The ring needs another token The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out the router thinks its a printer.

The rubber band broke The salesman drove over the CPU board. The static electricity routing is acting up The Token fell out of the ring.

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We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.

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