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Nancy Asire. Things were never going to be the same for me. Whether I married Queen Hemlock or, if refused, she abdicated and left me to run the kingdom on my own, I was going to be committed to stay in Possiltum a long time.

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A very long time. I couldn't do that and maintain an office on Deva!

Would we have to move our operation here to Klah? For that matter, could I be either a consort or a king and still do a responsible job as the president of M. If I was uneasy about charging the kingdom for my crew for a month, how could I justify putting them all on the payroll permanently! What about our other commitments?

Could I charge Possiltum enough to make up for that kind of an income loss? Or would I have to step down as president of M. Despite my occasional complaining, I had grown to like my position, and was reluctant to give it up AAHZl However it went, would Aahz want to hang around as a partner constantly standing in the 54 Robert Asprin shadow of my being consort or king?

Having just recently dealt with his pride head to head, I doubted it very much. Whatever my decision, the odds were that, once I reached it, I was going to lose Aahz!

A soft rap on my door interrupted my thoughts. Can you spare a minute?

Come on in. Pour yourself some wine. I just need to talk to you about something. It occurred to me how seldom I just sat and talked with my bodyguards. I had rather gotten accustomed to their just being there. I was thinkin'. You know how Nunzio and me spent some time in the army here? The truth is, I'm a little worried about how they're gonna handle bein' tax collectors. Know what I mean? It's different doin' collection work, whether it's protection money or taxes, which is of course just a different kind of protection racket.

Ya gotta be more diplomatic 'cause you're gonna have to deal with the same people over and over again.

These army types might be aces when it comes to takin' real estate away from a rival operation, but I'm not sure how good they are at knowin' when to be gentle with civilian types. Get my drift? Now, suddenly, I had visions of army troops with crossbows and catapults advancing on helpless citizens. I was thinkin' you could maybe appoint someone from the army to specifically inspect and investigate the collectin' process. You know, to be sure the army types didn't get too carried away with their new duties.

Unfortunately, there seemed to be a bit of a flaw in his logic. I don't quite understand, Guido," I said. I mean, what's to say our inspector will be any different from the one's he's supposed to be policing? Believe me, Boss, this person is not particularly fond or tolerant of the way the army does things. As a matter of fact, I've already had the papers drawn up to formalize the assignment. All you gotta do is sign 'em. You know, reportin' directly to you.

That way you could be doubly sure the army wasn't hidin' anything from you. As a matter of fact. I want to find out for sure if there's anything wrong with him. Actually, Boss," my bodyguard said, carefully studying his massive hands, "I wasn't thinkin' of Nunzio. I was thinkin' maybe Pookie and me could handle it. Guido and his cousin Nunzio had always worked as a team, to a point where I practically thought of the two of them as one person. The fact that Guido was willing to split the team up was an indication of how concerned he was over the situation.

Either that, or a sign of how far he was willing to go to get some time alone with Pookie. I mean, the way I see it, the only one here in the castle who might want to do you any bodily harm is the Queen herself, and I don't think you have to worry about her until after you've made up your mind on the marriage thing. I'm just lookin' for a way that we can earn our keep. His point about reassigning my bodyguards played smack into my current thinking about trimming the team or expanding their duties.

Then, too, I wasn't eager to prolong any discussion which involved my making up my mind about what to do about Hemlock. I mean, what could go wrong? Chapter Six: "Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. Should I or shouldn't I marry Queen Hemlock? Aahz kept saying that I should go along with it, become the royal consort with an easy not to mention well-paying job for life. I had to admit, in many ways it looked more attractive than having her abdicate and ending up holding the bag for running the kingdom all by myself.

I had that "opportunity" once before courtesy of the late King Roderick, and really didn't want to repeat the experience. So why was I dragging my feet on making my decision?

As much as I was repelled by the known quantity of being king, I was as much or more terrified of the unknown factors involved in marriage. Time and time again, I tried to sort out if it was the idea of getting married that scared me, or if it was Queen Hemlock specifically that I couldn't picture as my wife. My wife! Every time that phrase crossed my mind, it was like an icy hand grabbed my heart hard enough to make it skip a beat.

Frankly, I was having trouble picturing anyone I knew in that role. In an effort to get a handle on my feelings, I forced myself to review the women of my acquaintance in that light. Massha, my apprentice, was out of the question. The truth was, I had trouble thinking of her as a woman. Oh, I knew she was female all right, but I tended to see her as a friend who was female. The problem there was that she was the first woman who had made a solid pass at me, and it had scared me to death.

When her uncle, Don Bruce, first dumped her on me, she was all set to play a gangster's moll. Thinking of her in terms of a life partner would mean completely restructuring how I viewed her and worked with her, and right now she was far too valuable as my assistant for me to rock the boat.

I had to smile at the thought of the Trollop assassin as my wife. Oh, she was friendly enough, not to mention very attractive, and for a long time I had a crush on her.

It eventually became apparent, however, that the hugs and kisses she bestowed on me were no different than those she gave the rest of the team. She was just a physically friendly person, and the affection she showed me was that shown for a co-worker, or maybe a kid brother.

I could accept that, now. Besides, I somehow couldn't see her giving up her own career to settle down keeping house for me. No, as much as I loved her, Tananda would never fit as my wife. She was. That left Queen Hemlock, who I had no real feeling for at all except, perhaps a sense of uneasiness every time she was around. She always seemed extremely sure of herself and what she wanted.

Of course, that in itself was an interesting thought. Then, too, she was the only one who had ever expressed a desire to be paired with me.

Even Bunny had backed off once I rebuffed her. Unfortunately, that was pretty much it for my list of female acquaintances. Oh, there were a few others I had come into contact with over the years, like Markie. She had almost slipped my mind completely, but once I thought of her, her face sprang into focus as if she were standing in front of me. Lovely Luanna. Our paths had only crossed a couple times, most notedly during my adventure in the dimension of Limbo, and the last time we met the parting hadn't been pleasant.

In short, I really didn't know her at all. Still, in many ways, she epitomized everything that was feminine in my mind. Not only did she radiate a soft, vulnerable beauty, her manner was demure. That may not seem like much to you, but it was to me.

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You see, most of the women I work with can only be called aggressive Even Hemlock, for all her regal blood, was very straightforward about stating her mind and wishes. Bunny had cooled it a bit, once I got her off her moll kick, but had replaced her blatant suggestiveness with a brusk efficient manner that, at times, could be every bit as intimidating as her old sex kitten routine.

In contrast, Luanna always seemed very shy and hesitant in my presence. Her voice was usually quiet to a point I sometimes had to strain to hear her, and she had a habit of looking down, then peering up at me through her lashes I can't speak for other men, but it always made me feel ten feet tall.

Thinking of her while trying to appraise what I would want in a wife, I found myself dwelling on the image of finding her waiting for me at the close of each day. In fact, once she surfaced in my memory, I found myself thinking of her quite a bit whenever I tried to sort out my current position, and more than occasionally wished I could see her again before I had to make my final decision.

As it turned out, I got my wish. I was in my room, making another of my feeble attempts to make head or tail of the stack of spreadsheets that Bunny and Grimble kept passing me on an almost daily basis.

As those of you who have been following these adventures from the beginning may recall, I can read Since undertaking the task of sorting out the kingdom's finances, however, I had found out that reading text, which is to say, words, is a lot different than being able to read numbers. I mean, we were all in agreement as to our goal, which was to eliminate or lessen the kingdom's debt load without either placing a staggering tax burden on the populace or cutting so much off the operating budget that the necessary administrative operations became non-functional.

As I say, we were all in agreement. Any time there was a disagreement between Grimble and Bunny on particulars, however, and they came to me to cast the deciding vote or make a decision, they would each invariably support their side of the argument by passing me one or more of those cryptic sheets covered with numbers and not much else, then wait expectantly as I scanned it, as if their case had just become self-explanatory.

Now, for those of you who have never been placed in this situation, let me offer a little clarification. When I say I can't read numbers, I don't mean that I can't decipher the symbols. I know what a two is and what it stands for and how it differs from, say, an eight.

The problem I was confronted with in these arguments was trying to see them in relation to each other. To do a "word analogy," if the numbers were words, both Bunny and Grimble could look at a page full of numbers and see sentences and paragraphs, complete with subtleties and innuendos, whereas I would look at the same page and see a mass of unrelated, individual words.

This was particularly uncomfortable when they would pass me two pages of what to them was a mystery novel, and ask my opinion on who the killer was. Even though I knew they knew I was a numeric illiterate, I had gotten awfully tired of saying "Duh, I don't know" in varying forms, and, in an effort to salvage a few shreds of my self-respect, had taken to saying instead "Let me look these over and get back to you.

Anyhoo, that's what I was doing when a knock came at my door. In short, I was feeling inept, frustrated, and desperately in need of diversion. You remember, the babe who almost got us killed over in Limbo.

Better yet, send her in. I was far to busy casting about the room quickly to be sure it was presentable. If nothing else, the maid service in the castle was stellar. Hi, Luanna," I said, suddenly at a loss for words.

We looked at each other in silence for a few moments. Then, suddenly, it occurred to me that the last time we saw each other, she had left in a huff under the misapprehension that I was married and had a kid. We both broke off abruptly, then looked at each other and laughed.

You first," I said finally, with a half bow. What I heard later from the rumor mill at the Bazaar convinced me that things weren't what they seemed at the time, and I felt terrible about not having given you a chance to explain. I should have looked you up sooner to say how sorry I was, but I wasn't sure you'd even want to talk to me again. I only hope you can forgive me. Looking the way she did, so demure, so defenseless, I could have forgiven her for being a mass murderess, much less for any minor misunderstanding between us.

It must have been terrible for you. I've been thinking that I should have handled it a lot better than I did.

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It was only the second time she had kissed me and the other time I had been in the middle of conning her out of a handkerchief so I could get Aahz out of jail. All of which is to say I was far from immune to her kisses, however casual.

What brings you to Possiltum? I mean, I could have assumed that she was here to see me, but it was nice to have it confirmed that I was the sole purpose of her visit rather than a polite afterthought. I heard about your new position here, and figured it was too good a chance to pass up. In fact, it was a little too good to be true.

While I had been indulging my fantasies about Luanna as a possible wife, I never dared to think that she might be thinking the same thoughts about me I figure that you've probably got a bit of discretionary funds available now that you're on the kingdom payroll, and the kind of scams I run have a good return on investment, so I was hoping that I could get a little start-up money from you and Even now, with my pretty dream-bubble exploding around me, I was having trouble changing gears mentally to focus on what she was actually getting at.

You're here to ask for money? Not much really. Here, in Possiltum? Not at all the coy, shy, averted gaze I was used to from her.

That's what I do," she said levelly. Or are you just miffed because I prefer to operate independently? I suppose this is pretty small potatoes to you, but it's the best I can do.

While I was aware then that she was always involved in or running from the results of some swindle or other, I had always assumed that she was a sweet kid who was going along with her partner, Matt. I realized now that I had no basis on which to make that assumption, other than her innocent looks. In fact, beyond her looks, I really didn't know her at all. What if I passed you enough money to start and run a normal business?

No thanks. That's way too much like work. Funny, I always thought that if anyone would understand that, you would. You didn't get where you are today by hard work and sweat, you did it by fleecing the gullible and flim-flamming the ignorant, just like Matt and I did.

Of course, we didn't have a demon helping us along, like you did. Even now, as rich 70 Robert Asprin and respectable as you're supposed to be, I'll bet you're pulling down a healthy skim from this kingdom. It's got to be real easy, what with having the Queen in your pocket and everybody doing whatever you say.

All I'm trying to do is to cut myself in for a piece of the action. I thought of trying to tell her about the long hours and work I and my team were putting in trying to straighten out the kingdom's finances.

I even considered showing her some of the cryptic spreadsheets on my desk. She might be able to decipher them, and if she could would doubtless ask some embarrassing questions about the hefty fee I was taking for my services. I was having trouble justifying that to myself, much less to her. The inescapable conclusion, however, was that no matter what I had thought lovely Luanna was like, we were worlds apart in our views of people and how they should be treated.

Reaching into our petty cash drawer, I started counting some coins. Well I'm going to give you a hundred and fifty.

There are two conditions, though," I continued, as if she hadn't spoken. Go off dimension or to another part of Klah Just so long as when you start to run your swindle, it's not in Possiltum.

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She opened her mouth, then hesitated, shrugged, and shut it again. In complete silence she gathered up the coins and left, shutting the door behind her. I poured myself another goblet of wine and moved to the window, staring out at the view without really seeing anything. Dreams die hard, but whatever romantic thoughts I had ever had involving Luanna had just been squashed pretty thoroughly. I couldn't change that, but I could mourn their passing.

There was a soft knock at the door, and heart took a sudden leap.

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