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Now, with the help of The Playbook, you'll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her download The Playbook PDF for FREE. Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) was a truly legen -- wait for it! -- dary smooth talker on "How I Met Your Mother." According to his own blog. The Playbook is a book authored by Barney Stinson that contains a collection of scams Barney uses for picking up women. The Playbook was first seen in the.
The Cheap Trick page Barney claims that he is the bass player of a rock band with the ironic name of "Cheap Trick" a real-life band.
The My Penis Grants Wishes page Dressed as a genie, Barney claims that his penis, like a magic lamp, grants wishes if one rubs it hard enough. The He's Not Coming page Barney goes to the observation deck of the Empire State Building a rather romantic setting and tells random women "He's not coming" until one breaks down in his arms with the realization that their boyfriend isn't coming for whatever reason.
The Don't Drink That page 7: Barney stops a girl from drinking a drink, and then claims that Ted slipped something in there, resulting in Ted getting tackled by the bartender.
The Ted Mosby page Dressed like Ted, Barney says he was left at the altar. The Mrs.
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Stinsfire page Barney poses as a maid at a school in order to see girls in the bathroom. This is a tribute to the film, Mrs.
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn page Barney creates several fake websites that make him look like an extremely famous and noble person named Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, then tricks a girl into seeing the sites and become interested in him. The Scuba Diver page ; the last page, which was torn out of the book as part of the elaborate plot: Entire process is the episode The Playbook.
The Time Traveler page Page numbers given above correspond to the published version.
Published version The published version contains many more plays beyond those given in the episode. The Time Traveler page 98 was used in Intervention. It is largely the same play as The Portriat page The Weekend at Barney's was mentioned in Weekend at Barney's.
The Special Delivery was mentioned in Weekend at Barney's.
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The Kidney was mentioned in Weekend at Barney's. Retrieved from " https: Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.
Create fake websites praising this fake person for all his prestigious achievements. Tell girls how famous you are.
The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome
They google you and are impressed by your success. Why it would work: No one wants to be catfished, and googling someone is the easiest way to spot a catfish.
All those phony sites will convince her you're the real deal. Tell her it's great to see her again and that you're sorry, but you can't remember her name.
When she says she doesn't know you, tell her you're Brian's friend. Literally everyone knows a Brian. Why it would work: She'll feel bad about forgetting you.
At the very least, she'll continue asking you questions about how you know Brian in the hopes that it will jog her memory. You'll have to be a pro at conjuring up some elaborate tale of friendship between you and this fictional Brian.
Why it would work: As if you need an explanation for this one. It contains over 75 plays that are "guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are.As targets approach and inquire about your medal, shrug it off.
Become a billionaire, have sex. Entire process is the episode The Playbook.
Actually, everyone feels bad for you. Girls feel bad for you.
I highly encourage you to do so, and then post them to barneysblog. If a girl thinks you're hot, she doesn't have to stress about approaching you or getting up the nerve to say hello. Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes that are guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are.
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